The title, Inglorious Bliss, makes my bias plain. It reflects how I feel about the team mentality, and those feelings come from my experiences in the places where I have worked. I do not ask the reader to share them. The proposal that follows was built so my expectation can be wrong: it does not assume that “team” helps or harms cooperation; it counts results in either direction, and it treats no difference as a finding rather than a failure. I believe the workplace plays a critical role in our health. What exactly is that role? That's the question I am most interested in.